Warning!
Questionable taste ahead!
Women, unless you have a good sense of humor, you may want to skip this section. The aim of a Rugged Gentleman is never to offend or degrade, but some things in life just strike us as funny – and we know you don’t always agree. We respect that.
REAL FUN
with Man Recipes, Stories & Cutting Up
Sometimes you just gotta laugh. Bookmark this page for manly jokes and humorous stories to lighten the mood. Tim’s favorites will appear here on a rotating basis (and you’re welcome to submit your own, so check back often for a good belly laugh!
More Product Warning Labels
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less."
On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."
On a battery.
"Warning: Do not use on eyes."
In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
"Do not look into laser with remaining eye."
On a laser pointer.
"Do not use for drying pets."
In the manual for a microwave oven.
"For use on animals only."
On an electric cattle prod.
"For use by trained personnel only."
On a can of air freshener.
"Keep out of reach of children and teenagers."
On a can of air freshener.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft."
In the manual for a jetski.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death."
A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Do not use as ear plugs."
On a package of silly putty.
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator."
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
"Warning: knives are sharp!"
On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
"Not for weight control."
On a pack of Breath Savers.
"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth."
On the label of a bottled drink.
"Theft of this container is a crime."
On a milk crate.
"Do not use intimately."
On a tube of deodorant.
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
On a box of rat poison.
"Fragile. Do not drop."
Posted on a Boeing 757.
"Cannot be made non-poisonous."
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage."
On a portable stroller.
"Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes."
On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
"Look before driving."
On the dash board of a mail truck.
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
On Boot's children's cough medicine.
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a string of Christmas lights.
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a child sized Superman costume.
"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm to 7:00am."
On a hospital's outside access door.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. – Author unknown
