Warning!
Questionable taste ahead!
Women, unless you have a good sense of humor, you may want to skip this section. The aim of a Rugged Gentleman is never to offend or degrade, but some things in life just strike us as funny – and we know you don’t always agree. We respect that.
REAL FUN
with Man Recipes, Stories & Cutting Up
Sometimes you just gotta laugh. Bookmark this page for manly jokes and humorous stories to lighten the mood. Tim’s favorites will appear here on a rotating basis (and you’re welcome to submit your own, so check back often for a good belly laugh!
Barbie Doll
A father comes out of work a little late, on his way home he remembers it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought a gift.
He parks his car in front of a toy store, and asks the sales person.
"How much is the Barbie in the window?"
With a convincing voice the sales person replies, "Well we have:
"Barbie goes to the Gym" for $19.95
"Barbie plays Volley Ball" for $19.95
"Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95
"Barbie goes to the Beach" for $19.95
"Barbie goes dancing" for $19.95
"Divorced Barbie" for $265.95"
The surprised man, questions: "Ah!? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?"
The sales person responds: "Sir...the "Divorced Barbie" comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and one of Ken's friends."
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. – Author unknown
